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Tom Brady

Tom Brady got all 6 super bowl rings, now with a snap of his fingers he can make half of the NFL teams playoff chances disappear. There's only one man who can stop him Now and that man is Aaron Rodgers the captain America of the NFL
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Tom Brady

1. To be clutch and to come through when it matters the most.

To be a performer in pressure situations, and to never be rattled or affected by tense situations.

2. reffered to someone who gets the Job done by making it look easy.

A winner

3. Can be used as a term to describe someone with alot of rings.
"I had my test yesterday, but I was Tom Brady."
"That kid be mad calm when police come around, he's straight Tom Brady"
by Mo Meta May 5, 2006
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Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.
by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
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Tom Brady

I decided to Tom Brady on my wife because I don't love her anymore.
by Bizzle3131 May 13, 2015
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bead

noun.

bead can be applied in two ways - as part of a sentence or by itself.

1. AS PART OF A SENTANCE
a) When used as a part of a sentance, bead is used to describe something that is extremely positive.

b) By adding the suffix "orse", the positivity of bead can be reversed to describe something that SHOULD be positive, but is in fact negative.

2. USED BY ITSELF
"bead" used by itself can mean a number of things, however the intended meaning can be understood by acknowledging both the context of the conversation and the degree of positivity that is being shown.

bead used by itself can mean the following - listed in order of positivity shown:

(i) "What's up?"
(ii) "I agree, sort of"
(iii) "I'm drunk"
(iv) "I'm impressed"
(v) "I agree."
(vi) "We are mint"
(vii) "I agree strongly."
(viii)"How the fuck is it goin, homie?"
(ix) "LOL!"
(x) "I love bead"

The level of positivity can be shown in two ways:

a) When written, the use of capital letters, letter extentions, smiley faces and possibly random letters thrown in, indicates how positively the person feels with regards to the topic.

b) When spoken - shouting, hyper body language and an extended period of time taken to say the word, are all indicators of how positive the user feels about the topic.
1.a) "Them hoes last night were fuckin' bead, homie."

1.b) "Sorry dude, my computer keeps crashing - its totally beadorse."

2.a)
(i) "What's up?" ... ("bead")
(ii) "I agree, sort of" ... ("bead...")
(iii) "I'm drunk" ... ("bead:-F")
(iv) "I'm impressed" ... ("bead:-o")
(v) "I agree." ... ("bead!")
(vi) "We are mint" ... ("bead(H)")
(vii) "I agree strongly." ... ("BEAD!")
(viii) "How the fuck is it goin, homie?" ... ("BEEEEEAAAAD")
(ix) "lol!" ... ("behehehead:-D")
(x) "I love bead" ... ("BEEEEADOSIALIALSSLIHAEHADJASFSLFPSFPAEDSKDSHDAD:@:DOD:OSD:OD:DOD:D")

2.b) *Screaming at top of lungs, face about to explode with excitement and taking 10 minutes to finish saying the word* "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!" means "I love bead"
by Jacod Fish July 18, 2004
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Bladyn

A motherfucking sex GOD. Also known as the biggest faggot in school. He likes to copy other people's style and seems to hang out with only girls. He also kisses ass to teachers. It is likely he is a secret nerd, but nobody knows but himself. He also has quite an obsession with chicken, but he is also an incredibly funny and kind-hearted guy. If you ever meet a Bladyn, don't let him go.
Hey did you see that kid Bladyn in class?
Yeah man, he just can't stop being a pussy to teachers
by corndoggirls2 December 20, 2016
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Virginia Beardy-Go-Round

A homosexual act in a which a male participant with a large, bushy beard ties said beard to multiple partners' penises while performing oral sex on another man. This allows for the bearded participant to pleasure multiple male partners at one time. Made famous by Virginia resident Grom Hightower.
Yea Grom was so frisky last night, we all got together and had a Virginia Beardy-Go-Round. Nearly ripped off Mal's dick.
by haxen January 11, 2009
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