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basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS
I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.
by Balzar May 10, 2005
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basket weave

A sexual move performed by one's own or a lucky partner. The move is started by ones own hands conjoined to form a basket. This interlock of hands are then cradled around the shaft of a penis. The movement is a weave like fashion coining the term basket weave
oh shit my bitch basket weaved my dick last night

I got my basket weave on
by Crayton McDaniels September 21, 2009
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The top 5 highest scoring averages to win the NBA MVP award were once Phat 5 players.

1. Wilt Chamberlain 1960 ( KU )- 37.6 ppg.
2. Michael Jordan 1988 ( UNC )- 35.0 ppg.
3. Kareem Abdul Jabbar 1972 ( UCLA )- 34.8 ppg.
4. Bob McAdoo 1975 ( UNC )- 34.5 ppg.
5. Wilt Chamberlain 1966 ( KU )- 33.5 ppg.
The Phat 5 of College Basketball has been a proven stable for some of the most prolific scorers in the history of the NBA. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 14, 2005
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baskettard

A liking to the game of 21, played with multiple persons shooting at the basketball hoop. However, once a person gains possession of the ball off of a miss via rebound or pick-up, at that instant they must attempt a shot at the rim. First to a designated number of baskets wins.

The game was originally invented in 2002 by Clay High students living in the greater Fleming Island area in Northeast Florida.

The term derives from the fact that it's a basketball oriented game and an innocent bystander would be awstruck at how developmentally challenged one would look while playing this game.

The legend, known only as Token, is considered to be one of the greatest baskettard competitors to ever grace the hardwood, parkay, asphalt or cement driveway. Now retired, Token has claimed a world-record 92 victories in the sport, with the nearest player in second with 28 wins.
Sometimes out of boredom, the guys would find a hoop and play a pick-up game of baskettard.
by Jeff Togo May 16, 2007
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Basket full of Deplorables

Term meant to be an insult by Hillary Clinton towards Trump supporters. Those deserving strong condemnation. hooligans. felons. Trump's followers have embraced this term.
Hillary Clinton deflects culpability by calling Trump supporters a basket full of deplorables.
by shit&Syphilis September 23, 2016
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nantucket basket

When you're at a bar in New England, you pick up a broad and bring her home for sex, only to find out she's been tucking the goods between 'her' legs all night.
Yo, that bitch was Nantucket Basketing the whole time!
by Balogna and Stupid November 29, 2007
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the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece
Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!
by camalus April 1, 2004
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