baskettard

A liking to the game of 21, played with multiple persons shooting at the basketball hoop. However, once a person gains possession of the ball off of a miss via rebound or pick-up, at that instant they must attempt a shot at the rim. First to a designated number of baskets wins.

The game was originally invented in 2002 by Clay High students living in the greater Fleming Island area in Northeast Florida.

The term derives from the fact that it's a basketball oriented game and an innocent bystander would be awstruck at how developmentally challenged one would look while playing this game.

The legend, known only as Token, is considered to be one of the greatest baskettard competitors to ever grace the hardwood, parkay, asphalt or cement driveway. Now retired, Token has claimed a world-record 92 victories in the sport, with the nearest player in second with 28 wins.

Sometimes out of boredom, the guys would find a hoop and play a pick-up game of baskettard.

by Jeff Togo May 16, 2007

baskethandle

A slightly humerous term used instead of an insult where the intent is still to offend (often in a playful manor) when a genuine insult is not suitable, nessasary or appropriate. Often because the recipient is vulnerable or not closely familiar to the 'slinger' of the term.

(Young Child with no understanding of their vocabulary): Your a fuck head
(Man): well your a . . . err . . . baskethandle?!? :S

by person number 101 August 21, 2009

basetards

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When Basetards says: Hi pal how r u. You should answer with an¯\_(ツ)_/¯ emoticon

by Ahiw June 22, 2016

baketarded

The state of being so high on marijuana that a person is borderline mentally handicapped.

I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.

by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011

basemtard

a nigga that always misses and he thinks that jesus beats goku what a bozo

Person : Hi , who do you think wins, goku or jesus.
Basemtard : Jesus ofc

by Basemtard August 30, 2021

Basedtard

People that think based memes are unironic and attempt to model their personality over a flawed idea of being "based".

Or for when a person goes too far into the "based" direction that they go from a cool guy to someone as *ist *phobic as SJW's.

"I just punched a trans person, my basedness show no bounds".
"You do know that's only funny when it's ironic. Jesus they got kicked out of their house you basedtard".

by perigord August 18, 2022

laundry basketuary

That moment when all the laundry is done, and the laundry basket is empty. The beginning, starting over, like the beginning month of the year, January.

I finally finished the laundry, I now have laundry basketuary.

by guark January 20, 2018