Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.

Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*

by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011

Based God

A term coined by the American Rapper Lil B in reference to himself. A Based God is an individual that possesses maximum swagger, a mansion, sports cars, wonton soup and the inherent ability to fuck your bitch. Moreover, you will actually beg him to fuck your bitch simply because he is Based God. All these conditions must be met for an individual to be a Based God, though it is possible to have some and not all of these. Lil B will fuck your bitch, with or without your consent (which you will always give anyway).

That man just hopped out of his Ferrari and fucked my bitch whilst eating Wonton Soup!

Indeed. He has maximum swagger and is a Based God. Whoop! Swag.

by Whoop Swag May 31, 2011

snatch basket

When a women's panties are so soaked with cum, that when it dries becomes basket like.

" Me and my crew blew so many loads on your great grandmother's crotch last night that she developed a snatch basket. "

by Claymore J. Flapdoodle December 7, 2006

Squirrel in the fruit basket

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Sex in a Basket

Really Really Good. Something that is so good that you cant describe it by any other way so you just say Its like sex in a basket!

Dude I just bought an chocolate cake... its like sex in a basket.

by Scuba Steve Unit December 25, 2007

Mexican funny basket

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.

mexican funny basket

by Jake MacIsaac Josh Carpenter January 13, 2011

Baked Goods

Any food that will cause you to become baked

'Hey man, wanna come to my house and have some baked goods.'
'What, like cookies or something'
'No, *BAKED* goods.'
'Oh shit yeah I'm down.

by whitemarley March 23, 2010