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Bar Skimmer

A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.
Man, that nigga be a bar skimmer. He repeated himself 8 times!
by Eric Wawizzle April 1, 2007
mugGet the Bar Skimmermug.

bar wife

a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.
guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
by st.lucifer January 15, 2012
mugGet the bar wifemug.

bar-body

a combination of the familiar terms homebody
and barfly. this person can commonly be found
at one or two of their favorite local bars when
not at home. they usually become restless at
home and end up at one of these favorite bars
whether they plan to stay there are not. while
they can be found there often they do not have
the same unattractive qualities that a barfly does.
"dude, jake is super good at pool but it's totally because
he's a totally bar-body..so he has an advantage!"
"sammy's at the bar again. his crush on the bartender
has turned him into such a bar-body. he even does his
homework there!"
"that place is pretty awesome, i can see myself easily
becoming a bar-body!"
by carlsbadcarlyfornia1431 November 22, 2011
mugGet the bar-bodymug.

bar brothers

I got skinny to shredded by doing the bar brothers program!
by Ben Jerelbo July 23, 2016
mugGet the bar brothersmug.

The Scumm Bar

The bar/tavern on the edge of town found on Mêlée Island in the fictional point and click adventure game monkey island byLucasFilm Games. This tavern is a popular haunt for many pirates including the three pirate leaders as well as some insanely drunk scallywag who is constantly spinning on the chandelier!
As the protagonist of the Monkey island series Guybrush Threepwood, you frequent the Scumm Bar often in the first game, on your quest to become a pirate of great renown/infamy.
The Scumm Bar also features, in my opinion, the besr musical score in the first game.
1)"Yaaargh, set sail for Mêlée Island and the Scumm Bar, where the Grog flows in amber/ nauseating green rivers!"

2)"Hand me a grog barkeep, with ten mugs if you please!"
by LeChuck MK5 July 18, 2010
mugGet the The Scumm Barmug.

Dillie Bar

To take ones penis; pull back and fart blast on; then insert into your partners mouth.
Jonathan and Amanda were looking to spice things up so naturally Jonathan gave Amanda a dillie bar.
by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017
mugGet the Dillie Barmug.

Eskimo Bar

A frozen turd used for sodomy.
On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.
by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008
mugGet the Eskimo Barmug.

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