a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.
by tidgems February 17, 2024
Get the a badgermug. maaan check the badger 6 oclock!
by sarah boot July 20, 2008
Get the badgermug. (noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
Get the Post-Badger Rehabilitationmug. by 1337badgers December 25, 2020
Get the badgermug. Example 1:
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
Ben: What was the name of our Geography teacher in year 9?
Sam: Oooh errrr, Mr Geofferson!?
Ben: Aaah yes that’s the Badger.
Example 2
Amy: Pass us the 10mm socket for this wrench.
Jen: Is this the right one?
Amy: Yeah that’s the badger, pass it here.
by Samwisethegreat April 19, 2020
Get the Badgermug. 
A sex moved best performed by two girls, lesbians or alike. Can be performed by a man and a woman but only best if the woman is on top.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
One person plays the Badger, on their back. Maybe they wouldn’t be road-kill if a naked car (the other person) wasn’t about to drive over them! This is where the other person makes engine noises and ‘drives’all the way over the ‘badger’ ending with their vagina over the badger’s mouth, option to stay there for a bit, maybe the driver realises that they’ve just squashed a badger and needs some time to process it.
by Peachypeachypoo August 27, 2018
Get the The Road-kill Badgermug.