asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'

"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."

by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.

Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.

by vista and zoon February 7, 2010

Lips and Arseholes

The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.

Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"

Dude 2 - "Nope."

Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"

by happynoj March 5, 2010

Piss in my asshole

to piss in someones asshole, possibly a sign of anger or a sick joke

dude i just Shit on your dick now you piss in my asshole

by DATDAMNMEXICAN October 28, 2010

talk like a man with a paper asshole

to reply to a query in a foolish or stupid manner

when i asked him, he started to talk like a man with a paper asshole.

by bob magrann June 26, 2007

asshole

Anyone who isnt you.

That asshole
your an asshole
IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES
Their are assholes everywhere!!!

by Rockstarplayer1 January 6, 2008