august 20

today a bad bitch was born badder than any other bitch on any other day. she is what every girl wants to be. if you’re dating her marry her. because she’s a bad ass bitch.

august 20th the baddest bitch was born

by jimmycarter October 22, 2019

August 1st

National Hit it and Quit it day

Wanna hang out August 1st then never see each other again

by Mei the smexy 1 June 19, 2020

28 August

Real n*gag day. The day a real n*gga was born and changed the world.

Yo bro? After your birthday on 28 August, I never been the same. You’re a blessing.

by Donnny.boy January 25, 2021

August 4

If you where born this day you have a big dick your a legend and your a god at Basketball and you have to be Mexican

I was born August 4 I have a Big dick

by Christhegoat40 November 10, 2019

Augusta

Stunningly Beautiful. Golden hair flows so majestically. Her eyes shine amazingly in the light, and they change to shade of green. Her smile always makes people smile because it is so perfect. Her face just makes stare at her in awe of her beauty. Her body has the perfect curves. She sticks out in the crowd as a unique person. Her character is one of a kind. So smart, respecting, kind, loving. She is the most beautiful girl on the inside and on the outside.

Augusta is the most perfect girl in the world, she is my Grace.

by Mr. Field January 3, 2011

August 22

whoever is born on this day believes in coca-cola supremacy.

August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*

by erzywerzy September 24, 2021

Angus Ontario

A town in central ontario, canada with a limited gene pool, that even makes people from Barrie look normal.

John: That girl Michelle is an inbred whore. I wouldnt fuck her with a dogs dick and you pushing.

Dave: I know, Its because shes from Angus Ontario...

John: That explains it.

by Jimmy hates color October 3, 2011