african pinch off

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

by Vfhbl October 19, 2015

african thunderclap

When a black guy is fucking a black girl in the ass and he slaps her buns so hard they make a sound similar to thunder that can be heard from hundreds of feat away

HOLY SHIT dude did you hear that ?sounded like an african thunderclap!

by Nicky thunder ape August 27, 2016

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016

african excitement

The feeling you get when you are eleven years old and you recieve a lynx africa gift set.

He really got african excitement when he opened the present!

by Lololumps December 29, 2016

african teepee

When three black males engage in a bro-like circle-jerk underneath a bed sheet

Tyrone, Daquan, and I are going to partake in the African teepee later tonight.

by Kanye Southwest March 9, 2017

aircoholic

An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life

Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."

by Cynicool May 22, 2017

African Slurpy

The process of a young African American person drinking their chocolate water in their African nation.

James: Damn! Africans got chocolate rivers! I wish America had chocolate rivers!
Daniel: I know , Africans have full access to the African Slurpy luxury!

by oldBurnsey December 14, 2017