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bar wife

a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.
guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
by st.lucifer January 15, 2012
mugGet the bar wifemug.

Dillie Bar

To take ones penis; pull back and fart blast on; then insert into your partners mouth.
Jonathan and Amanda were looking to spice things up so naturally Jonathan gave Amanda a dillie bar.
by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017
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Eskimo Bar

A frozen turd used for sodomy.
On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.
by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008
mugGet the Eskimo Barmug.

Bar Skimmer

A trashy rapper who has to repeat himself or steal his own lines to fill up his rap verses. Example: Mike Jones.
Man, that nigga be a bar skimmer. He repeated himself 8 times!
by Eric Wawizzle April 1, 2007
mugGet the Bar Skimmermug.

BAR CAR

To not care about something that is said by another person, or is in the process of being said.

It is usually followed by the phrase "Plissee", a modified version of the word please. In saying "BAR CAR PLISSEE!!" - you are telling the person to please for the love of god shut up

This phrase is best used to shut someone up after you specifically make them start talking.
Person 1: "Yo how was your day?"

Person 2: "Well I went shopp..."
Person 1: "BAR CAR PLISSSEE!!"

Person 2: (Hangs head in shame)
by Captain Banter May 20, 2008
mugGet the BAR CARmug.

The Scumm Bar

The bar/tavern on the edge of town found on Mêlée Island in the fictional point and click adventure game monkey island byLucasFilm Games. This tavern is a popular haunt for many pirates including the three pirate leaders as well as some insanely drunk scallywag who is constantly spinning on the chandelier!
As the protagonist of the Monkey island series Guybrush Threepwood, you frequent the Scumm Bar often in the first game, on your quest to become a pirate of great renown/infamy.
The Scumm Bar also features, in my opinion, the besr musical score in the first game.
1)"Yaaargh, set sail for Mêlée Island and the Scumm Bar, where the Grog flows in amber/ nauseating green rivers!"

2)"Hand me a grog barkeep, with ten mugs if you please!"
by LeChuck MK5 July 18, 2010
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caribou bars

The ultimate snack when you have the munchies. A chewey granola bar made by Caribou Coffee that are made with real coffee ingrediants and taste just like their drinks. They tend to become a favorite snack of choice very quickly.
Person 1: Dude i have the munchies like a mo fo
Person 2: I know what we need...
Person 1: CARIBOU BARS!!!
Person 2: YEAH DUDE!!! Let's go get like 8 boxes!!!
by Alex Senneseth August 4, 2007
mugGet the caribou barsmug.

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