Tim Fischer

vb. to get a hand job; not be able to close the deal

Last night Derek brought home that girl but he couldn't close the deal, he settled for a Tim Fischer.

by mstock June 18, 2011

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vader tim

someone with his own made up accent. he likes to dick people in cars moving at 120 mph. will do anything you tell him to. his legs are made out of metal.

vader tim just lost his virginity to a 500 pound black lady.

by sdfgdsf October 17, 2008

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tim fenlon

Sexy beast who can do a triple back flip off of a Sharknado whilst getting blown by refrigerator in the moonlight on the beach

Wish tim fenlon is a cool kid!

by potato nipple August 2, 2014

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Tim Collins

Only the best gin drink of your life. This drink was not invented by Tim, but remastered.
One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.

Man I want a Tim Collins right now.

by Tim Tim September 21, 2015

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A toxic and manipulate person. Will learn all about you and then use your past against you. Likes to shoot up drugs between his toes and lies so much he believes his stories are true. Acts like a hardass but in reality he'd take it up the ass. He'd be sexual with you and your boyfriend. He is a little bitch and dont care about anyone but himself until its to late.

Tim Baker The true definition of a fuckboy.

by Fuka-q@idgaf.com June 15, 2019

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Tim Roblox

Tims from Roblox should not be trusted. They are snakes who will devour you whole. If they own a roblox military group, they will date every officer in it. Tim is a crazy bitch, and he thinks he's got booty, when all he got is nothing. Never trust a Tim. Tims from Roblox are from HELL!!

Um, did you hear about Tim roblox who killed a pregnant lady who was about to give birth in roblox general hospital?

by bossbbiiiiii December 17, 2019

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