The act on shiting and not wiping then getting your girlfriend to lick the exesess poo particals out of you ass hole
by killerskunkymunkey April 08, 2011
by kdkajks December 22, 2007
To wipe one's mouth.
by randomerfromindia August 23, 2009
by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 11, 2020
A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 05, 2010
When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
by TheMrsBrown April 21, 2015
Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.
by Covejoel April 16, 2010