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sweaty noodle

Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.
Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.
by ThisIsMyNameMyRealName January 5, 2010
mugGet the sweaty noodlemug.

Noodle Fingers

A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)
"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."
by pastalover April 4, 2009
mugGet the Noodle Fingersmug.

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 23, 2006
mugGet the noodle ratiomug.

Romaine noodles

Originated by K. Spelich (one of many unique phrases one might overhear when "speaking Spelich").

Romaine noodles are actually the inexpensive food item known to the rest of the English speaking (and Engrish speaking) population as "rahmen noodles"
"I forgot my lunch today. I wonder if I've got any Romaine noodles in my desk?"
by R09 May 19, 2009
mugGet the Romaine noodlesmug.

Mundane Noodle

They don’t call it the mundane noodle for nothing
by YoMommasDealer August 4, 2018
mugGet the Mundane Noodlemug.

crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.
Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.
by Joemama2 July 17, 2006
mugGet the crack noodlesmug.

noob noodle

A word for a person that is one extreme higher than the name noob sauce. They aren't worthy of having sauce with them they are just a noob with plain noodles.
He is such a noob noodle!
by Rajiesh January 17, 2008
mugGet the noob noodlemug.

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