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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.
Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'
by Phoro June 12, 2022
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You hear me

Definitely used in St. Louis thru texts or in person, meaning is “do you understand
1. Bring me some ice ... You hear me?

2. (In text) come open the doa .. you hear me?
by The best slang October 13, 2020
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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022
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You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."
by anonymous January 22, 2023
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Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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