A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010
Get the 50 Yard Fakiemug. When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
Get the 50 yard challengemug. When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Speed Racer Yard Salemug. "That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"
by holyvulpes December 19, 2017
Get the yard ornamentmug. by amos blacklock July 31, 2023
Get the barn yard dogmug. by Sedussa April 17, 2022
Get the to yardmug. 
Get the Yardmug.