Fort Worth is a city in Texas. It constantly competes with Dallas due to some kind of yuppie penis envy. If you live there and you are not a.) a yuppie, b.) someone studying to become a yuppie, c.) in a gang, d.) a crackhead, or b.) a suburban poser trying to be hip and gorging yourself on a strict diet of mainstream while disguised as some kind of rebel (usually designated by piercings, tattoos, and top-40 crap), you are likely to be bored and alienated here. In fact, you might experience simultaneous homicidal and suicidal ideation. I feel for you.
Fort Worth should really be called fucking Fort Worthless. I hate this boring yuppie shithole that sucks the life out of me.
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Save yourself some time and just move to Dallas. On the bright side, the city DOES have some of the deepest pockets (insert Southlake/Westlake) and prettiest women around. It is the location of TCU, afterall... but the majority of Fort Worth is unfortunately flooded with 'hipsters', pseudo-artists, 'new-age-hippies' and other losers of the like. The famous Stockyards can be fun and, from time to time, draws some pretty big country performers (if you're into that sort of thing), but once the novelty wares off, you're left simply left with the above.
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Originates in the first Dirty Harry movie, in which the bad guy pays a thug to beat him up so it can be blamed on Harry. The thug looks the bad guy in the eye just before getting started, sees his expression and says, "you really want two hundred dollars' worth."
Originates in the first Dirty Harry movie, in which the bad guy pays a thug to beat him up so it can be blamed on Harry. The thug looks the bad guy in the eye just before getting started, sees his expression and says, "you really want two hundred dollars' worth."
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