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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
by Sexyserpentine February 13, 2024
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Woke

Promoting contrived progressive diversity under the guise of equality and/or tolerance.
"Disney just made remade their white character into a black transgender lesbian."
"That's so woke!"
by Goombah111 May 25, 2024
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Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
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woke relationship

A romantic, sexual, or other intimate relationship where both individuals are conscious of and actively engage with social justice matters, and power dynamics within their relationship.
Mark: “They pride themselves on having a woke relationship where they regularly discuss how social issues impact their interactions and make conscious efforts to create equality by combatting implicit biases.”
by dazzletune March 17, 2025
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Woke

Oh look he is a woke queer
by Jcw123 December 2, 2023
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Woke

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be
Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good
by Z_Mane February 17, 2022
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Finna Woke

Wow dude i am retared and doesnt have any edacation. Finna Woke!
by jackfilms123 May 6, 2018
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