is lowkey kinda cute gets bullied by jasmine tho she lowkey loves him while he acts awkward and has ZERO flirting skills
jasmine- hold on loser just texted me
loser aka harrison- good morning :)
his name in her contact is either ✨loser✨ or mr.his last name ♥︎
loser aka harrison- good morning :)
his name in her contact is either ✨loser✨ or mr.his last name ♥︎
by hey_101 May 19, 2021
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by 420noscopemaster69 August 15, 2021
Get the Harrison mug.tres gay with a bit of flamish-(gayest culture in the universe)....actually cancel a bit.....full 100% Flamish.
by Banana1 December 6, 2004
Get the Harrison Queen mug.Multi-Dimensional Autism? (MDA) also known as Harrison Syndrome is a developmental disability caused by differences in the brain. Some people with Harrison Syndrome have a known difference, such as a genetic condition.
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
People with Harrison Syndrome often have problems with social communication and interaction, and restricted or repetitive behaviors or interests. People with Harrison Syndrome may also have different ways of learning, moving, or paying attention. These characteristics can make life very challenging. It is important to note that some people with Harrison syndrome might also have some of these symptoms:
-No short term memory past 45 minutes
-Lives with their parents at 31 years old
-Exhibits little to no self awareness
-Is balding badly
-Speaks slowly
-Scripting remarks such as "My grandfather was a brilliant neurologist".
-Has homosexual humiliation fetish
-Play the same video game over 15 years
-Has a strong desire to join the army
-Frequently leaving and rejoining discord servers
-Has an obsession with drinking hand sanitizer
I got really thirsty earlier, but due to my Harrison Syndrome I accidentally chugged an entire bottle of hand sanitizer instead of water.
by jbird53916 August 5, 2025
Get the Harrison Syndrome mug.A privileged white person dressing up and fully embodying a fictionalized version of “black culture” or “the oppressed urban experience,” often involving meticulous adoption of AAVE slang, oversized clothing, rap playlists on repeat, fake tans, cornrows (when daring), and strategic life choices like moving to “diverse” neighborhoods. All combined with roleplaying mannerisms, speech patterns, and performative outrage to immerse themselves in the character. Popular among suburban liberals at PTA meetings, BLM rallies, and college admission strategy sessions. It’s a dedicated hobby focused on accuracy to the stereotype, artistic virtue-signaling, and gaming elite systems, allowing enthusiasts to connect with imagined struggle while boosting their kids’ “diversity points” for schools like UCLA or Harvard.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
That Harrison dad's race cosplay game is god-tier: durag under his Patagonia fleece, blasting Kendrick in his Tesla, lecturing everyone at the craft beer bar about systemic racism while sipping a $14 IPA. Sends his twins to the “authentic” district so they can claim “adversity overcame.” When Stanford waitlists the neighbor’s kid but accepts his: posts rare Pepe with caption “feels good man, diversity win”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
by duckbuttersmooth January 15, 2026
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“I wish I could date the perfect guy”. “oh so you want to date Harrison”.
“I need an incredibly sexy hunk”. “you definitely want to look for Harrison then”.
“I need an incredibly sexy hunk”. “you definitely want to look for Harrison then”.
by ellawinchester119 November 22, 2021
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