Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

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world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

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Web footed chicken

Sea gull

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh

by Materlizard May 8, 2018

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Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

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Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

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