Simeon Oscar Washington

The single biggest hipster alive. You would not believe how much of a hipster this guy is.

Bob "I wonder who the biggest hipster alive is?"
Billy "Simeon Oscar Washington"

by Simeonwashingtonthehipster March 31, 2011

kalen jamal washington

a kind nice loving person with a strong sense of emotion

it's kalen jamal washington

by g man oh my gosh April 20, 2018

eight ball in a washing machine

Incredibly accurate and reliable.

The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

by madcow3417 October 25, 2018

Tyler’s Washington

Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes

Tyler’s Washington

by Haha bill April 8, 2019

emilo 1 tap washing machine

when you hit a 1 tap in csgo or some shit

person 1: yooooooo i just hit a emilo 1 tap washing machine
person 2: nice!!!111!!!

by mariusballs13 November 20, 2021

Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023