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urban vampire

Urban vampires are romantic, charming & most of the time male. They still have all the powers of vampires e.g super strength, speed e.t.c. But the most wonderful thing about urban vampires is their eyes. With just one look - BAM! He's got you right where he wants you.

If you hear people say "twilight is stupid" - its not, urban vampires are much like edward cullen. Stephanie myer (twilight writer) came up with twilight in a dream, so she has some kind of connection with them, but we don't know how...

Urban vampires aren't all romantic though, there are vicious ones that will do anything to get human blood(again, referring back to twilight).

There are spells to become a vampire, but that is for another definition, on another day.

Until then - sleep tight...
Guy: twilight is stupid. Urban vampires, too

Me : ┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐
by magic 888 March 28, 2013
mugGet the urban vampiremug.

Vampire Chai

A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.
"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"
by NZboov September 20, 2012
mugGet the Vampire Chaimug.

Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.
Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.
by Stylo77 June 3, 2022
mugGet the Vampire Jointmug.

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.
GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
by tbclycan July 28, 2011
mugGet the Bandwidth Vampiremug.

Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.
A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.
by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010
mugGet the Vampire Slushymug.

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.
by Naguine November 21, 2010
mugGet the Vampire Teabagmug.

shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.
boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*
by xxxamanda October 8, 2008
mugGet the shit vampires!mug.

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