West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021

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A place in the middle of the United States of America, with both rich countrysides and major technological and wealthy cities. Recommended areas for living would be the D.C area, including Fairfax County and other northern Virginian places. If you want to grow land or farm, the south of Virginia is very pleasing. The north is mostly for government officials, office workers, ETC, while the south is more agricultural and rural. Richmond is kind of a shithole.
ALEXANDRIA 4 LIFE!

Guy: Hey, where should I move to?

Girl: Virginia, of course! It’s a good state.

Guy: Cool, do I go to Richmond-

Girl: (Starts levitating and emitting a fiery aura) NO.

by Virginiamayormaynotbesussy September 24, 2021

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West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

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Virginia forest fire

A Virginia forest fire is when two girls scissor so hard their pubes start on fire.
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

Guy 1: Did you here Mary and Leah made a Virginia forest fire last night?
Guy 2: What! Did they get hurt?
Guy 1: No but Mary lost an eyebrow!

by The Etter January 15, 2015

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