VampMeyer

A "vampire" in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. You can tell a VampMeyer from a vampire by its ability to sparkle, seduce women, and go on for about 1,000 pages too long.

1: OH MY GOD IT'S A VAMPIRE!

2: Don't be scared, it's just a VampMeyer.

by harrypotterfan987 November 21, 2011

Vampire Ski Mask

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.

Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.

by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012

Vampire Hands

Hands that will not activate the motion sensing water faucet in a public restroom

i.e. invisible to mirrors or motion sensing devices

I can never get my hands clean at the restrooms in that Walmart - my vampire hands will not activate the water to come out of the faucet

by Jono523 August 21, 2013

vampire clit

An ice cold, blood red clit that becomes aroused and pointy when night falls.

Yo man, sandy always gets vampire clit at 10 pm.

by Dazzledee October 4, 2013

vampire kuchi

a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks

We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.

by VampireKuchi October 30, 2013

vampire queen

A crazy ruler of all the vampires

This vampire queen sucks blood

by Whitechoocolatecookie July 9, 2014

vambora

A contraction of two words in portuguese: "vamos" + "embora" that means

"let's go".

"Let's go man, I'm late"
"Vambora maluco, tô atrasado!"

by JPhilip ~ May 14, 2016