Zoom University 

Refers to the online school system that started during COVID-19, which mostly took place on the Zoom video conferencing platform.

I can't wait til this zoom university shit is over!

Zoom University by Noemi Sea June 5, 2020

Karen university

A place where all Karen’s girl to learn how to be a Karen

I want to go Karen University mommy. no sweetie you’re not going sorry

Karen university by KitKat wolf September 1, 2020

Denison University

One of the most prestigious liberal arts colleges in the midwest.

Every parent assumed that whatever alchemy of good genes and good credit had gotten his child a spot at the prep school was the same one that would land him a spot at a hyper-selective college. It was true that a quarter of the class went to the Ivy League, and another quarter to places such as Stanford, MIT, and Amherst. But that still left half the class, and I was the one who had to tell their parents that they were going to have to be flexible. Before each meeting, I prepared a list of good colleges that the kid had a strong chance of getting into, but these parents didn’t want colleges their kids had a strong chance of getting into; they wanted colleges their kids didn’t have a chance in hell of getting into. A successful first meeting often consisted of walking them back from the crack pipe of Harvard to the Adderall crash of Middlebury and then scheduling a follow-up meeting to douse them with the bong water of Denison.

Denison University

Denison University by diarrhea-asmr August 3, 2021

George Washington University Online High School 

All the kids think they are ultra-cool prodigy kids when in reality they are just immature awkward dorks who talk about their wooden duck sculptures and Greek Mythology fan fiction they have been writing. The teachers are kinda nice but the students always interrupt class to go off on a stupid, dorky tangent that wastes everyone's time. It's supposed to be a really good education but I feel like an idiot.

Some classmates will find your email or Skype handle and start messaging you, even when you very obviously hint that you aren't interested. No, I don't want to be friends with you, you seem weird.

George Washington University Online High School is stupid.

George Washington University Online High School by whalesarebigfish December 4, 2020

montana state university

Full of skiers and booze. As well as beautiful women. Don't come here.

Man I wish Montana State University was more academic.

montana state university by MSU Boy December 17, 2014

James Madison University 

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!

so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy

James Madison University by the air up there September 4, 2005

Catholic University of America 

A drinking school with a Catholic problem in NE Washington, DC.

I was gonna go to mass, but I had to go to K's Saturday night.

Catholic University of America by A Reganite December 7, 2004