twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 8, 2009

ginger twat

a more common term for a red-headed being (not human) who have no soul and therefore nobody has, does or ever will love them. Other characteristics of a ginger twat include loudness, annoyingness, arrogance and ignorance (even to the point that they think they have friends and people actually like them)

Sod off you ginger twat

Fuck off you ginger twat

Piss off you ginger twat

by I LOVE Gs September 17, 2006

Twat rock

Genre of rock and roll characterised by spandex wearing men and 'comedy' lyrics.

The Darkness - English 'Twat rock' band.

by timothy barrett September 11, 2005

twat muscle

bitch, pussy, asshole,etc, anything you would call someone if you were mad, or frustrated with them

"Damn it Coolie you twat muscle, give me my shorts back!"

by Casey Hurn May 24, 2006

twat puppet

Someone who cannot think for him/herself.

My friend insists on only reading books from Oprah's book club. What a twat puppet.

by BioBioPup February 28, 2008

Twatastic

a female that has the greatest pussy ever

makes them guys go B A N A N A S

guy 1: yo bro what did you do last night?

guy2 : man i banged this hot ass chick and she was TWATASTIC!!!!

by Vaguebooking February 5, 2010

twat-queer

Originating in the Bay Area, ca; twat-queer is a term for a lesbian. Someone of the female persuasion who is interested sexually in other women.

Jill: I'm thinking about experimenting with women.
John: GOD, you're such a twat-queer!

by anal sleds June 2, 2010