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This is where people are longing to belong .The cool kids side of #KOT. usually close - knight community with beautiful girls and handsome boys. LGBTQ is allowed here. most of them love watermelon on their username. they hardly engage other people. Good luck joining them
Y'all mad at westmall twitter because we ain't letting y'all in? Stay mad cos you cant get in
by garagara June 5, 2023
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Traffic Twitter

(n.) Pejorative slang for bumper stickers, particularly those of a political nature. Coined by popular political and social commentator Jon Oliver.
Sometimes during rush hour, I'll read the traffic twitter on some of the other cars to pass the time.
by davidcpuffer April 25, 2022
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twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"
by smh yea May 14, 2014
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going Twitter

When someone gets offended over something that doesn't even include them or thinks that something as simple as a joke is targeted negatively at a specific group or minority.
Guy: Bro, she is straight up going Twitter on your ass.
Guy 2: All I did was tell a joke!
by Bytti January 27, 2021
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Go to twitter

Guy 1: *says something controversial*
Guy 2: OMG GO TO TWITTER
by Dogo6647 April 3, 2022
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Twitter Crash

When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.

Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.
Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.

I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!
by The JOJ October 7, 2012
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Twitter Virus

The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.

Stage 1: Infection

Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.

Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.

Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.

Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.

Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
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