The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
Get the Twitter Virusmug. When a famous or influential person tweets a link to a website, causing the site to crash because of the massive flow of internet traffic that insues.
Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.
Usually this will only happen to websites that don't recieve a substantial amount of traffic, since their servers aren't ready for hundreds upon thousands of visitors coming to their site.
Why can't I click on this link that this actor just sent out? I guess we must have Twitter crashed the site.
I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!
I didn't even know I could Twitter crash my own website! I guess I have a lot of followers!
by The JOJ October 7, 2012
Get the Twitter Crashmug. a male or females who gets around on twitter
synonyms:
twitter thot, twitter eater, twitter buster, twitter slut
synonyms:
twitter thot, twitter eater, twitter buster, twitter slut
by chyeeah July 5, 2016
Get the twitter hoemug. by someone else thats not u April 5, 2021
Get the ROBLOX twittermug. Used to describe @themaneera7 my favourite account on Twitter 🥰 incredible tweets with a generational workrate
by Bhaharvey September 26, 2020
Get the King of Twittermug. King of Twitter is a title given to Jeon Jungkook from the South Korean boy band BTS due to the major Twitter records.
As of May 5, 2021, Jungkook is only individual on Twitter to have 4 tweets with over 3 million likes, surpassing both former U.S. president Barack Obama and current U.S. president Joe Biden, both of whom have only 2 tweets with over 3 million likes. As of April 17, 2021, Jungkook is also currently the only individual in the world to have 6 tweets included in the list of “Top 30 Most Retweeted Tweets of All Time,” making him the person with the most tweets included in the list.
As of May 5, 2021, Jungkook is only individual on Twitter to have 4 tweets with over 3 million likes, surpassing both former U.S. president Barack Obama and current U.S. president Joe Biden, both of whom have only 2 tweets with over 3 million likes. As of April 17, 2021, Jungkook is also currently the only individual in the world to have 6 tweets included in the list of “Top 30 Most Retweeted Tweets of All Time,” making him the person with the most tweets included in the list.
by Stargazer97 May 10, 2021
Get the King of Twittermug. Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.
I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.
by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023
Get the Crypto Twittermug.