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Turkish Airstrike

The act of defecating into a sock and hurling said sock towards a target. Often but not always preceded by a Turkish homerun.
Lacking anyone with swinging distance of his fresh poop sock, Franklin instead opted to launch a Turkish Airstrike towards a crowd of confused bystanders.
by FrankRizzo3rd October 12, 2019
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Turkish garlic knot

When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024
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Turkish-

what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.
person1: you're such a turkish-person2
person2: actually I'm Greek
persin1: not anymore
by anonymango2420 January 10, 2022
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Turkish Quandale Dingle

Turkish Quandale Dingle is a member of the TikTok rizz party, who first appeared this 2024. Due to his noses similarity to Quandale Dingle.
by tcyplayzz April 8, 2024
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turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
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turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
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Turkish Sauna

A Turkish Sauna is the act of taking a foul smelly shit right before someone else takes a shower, creating a pungent poop-scented steam.
"Carla said she was gonna wash up before going to the orgy but I've been eating nothing but eggs this week so I ran in and gave that bitch a Turkish Sauna. Good luck washing that stank out of your muff!"
by TaintMissBehavin September 29, 2020
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