Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
by Ptoughneigh the Trombonist March 25, 2022

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop
by hamish August 8, 2003

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.
Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.
by The mega ego August 18, 2018

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.
"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
by Kalgores October 30, 2019
