false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

Lizard-Neck

noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.

This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!

I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.

by Narf December 1, 2017

scotland neck

A small country town where they park in the middle of the street. No stop lights and people ride around the same streets over and over trying to see who out .. Everybody swear by The Freeze..heard its the best thing in town

Scotland Neck--Home of Chinese place that made news for the cooking raccoons

by Dj104 April 5, 2018

Neck Worthy

When something is so cringey that you think that hanging (necking) yourself is the only solution to relieve yourself of this pain.

Bertram: Did you see this Pokemon Go themed Harambe tribute music video?
Rupert: I did, truely neck worthy, smh.

by Illutundran Conundrum September 3, 2016

Pony Necking

A sexual request made of one hot chick to another in which one straddles the face of the other while nude, and then slides down along her neck. like riding a pony, a little pony. pony necking.

She whispered into my ear "i want you to pony neck me" So i straddled her face and slid down her neck and squeezed just enough to choke her with my p*ssy. That is pony necking

by ponycornhorn October 4, 2012

Alligator Neck

Having a really crusty neck. The back of your neck is dry a prickly. Like Alligator skin.

Dude look at Mr. Thompson neck

Haha he has an Alligator neck

by Mr.Illuminated January 31, 2014

Neck Curtains

The loose and wrinkled skin that drapes down the throat from the chin to the base of the neck. Most often observed in severely old people. The best examples display two unique and individual sagging sections.

Rather than submit his body to being opened via plastic surgery, Steve Jobs wore his ubiquitous black turtleneck sweaters to fend off the eventually possibility of developing neck curtains.

by Martova October 28, 2011