The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
by jenksk9 May 17, 2017
Get the Taint shankmug. A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015
Get the Taint Rippermug. A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
Get the Taint Swordmug. Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
by The Conjurer July 1, 2019
Get the Taint Lashingmug. The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009
Get the The Holiday Taintmug. the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing
My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!
by RDE delco December 31, 2008
Get the taint chipsmug. A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.
Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.
John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."
by boswok October 16, 2009
Get the Taint Baggagemug.