thick

Alistair he's so thick

Alistair your thick

by #That mysterious guy March 14, 2017

Thick Pencil

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

Thick thigh hoe

A hoe with a bangin body.

Dammmmm, look at that thick thigh hoe.

by CSEL September 7, 2016

thick rick

A pudgy male child

You see that kid on the playground that could slide down the slide? Yeah he was a thick Rick

by Amber lufcy July 7, 2016

thick cartridge

A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge

Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.

by Jaydubsuperstar June 16, 2016

insta-thick

When a female only has ass on Instagram

"Bruh I swear this chick here got the fattest ass of all time" *passes phone to homie "bruh I know her in real life, hoe only insta-thick"

by Yasiinzen May 19, 2016

goodlife thickness

When you buy a gym membership in the new year and never end up using it

its february and i still havent gone to the gym, i guess i bought a goodlife thickness membership

by demdiabetes January 17, 2018