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simon

has a small dick and twerks really fast
simon is a dick
by simonthedick84 February 27, 2020
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Simon

The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Wow i really love Simon he is my whole world
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simon Viklund

"Hey bro have you seen Simon Viklund's music?"
"Yeah, They're banger!"
by [F2P] General Spy October 20, 2023
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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
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Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.
No other Person is as good as Simon.
by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021
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Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.
Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?
by Erica💐 June 5, 2017
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