ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher April 30, 2024

do you like ships?

A danganropa meme that I love for some reason

Freind:hi
Me:do you like ships?

by MelonPanda January 4, 2021

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

ship of thesaurus

a tactic often used by plagiarists in order to hide the fact that theyre plagiarizing

the ship of thesaurus takes an original text, and either switches the order of the words around, or uses synonyms and big, intelligent sounding words words to obfuscate the original text.

in a sentence
harris: dude you copied my essay
james: i switched the words around its fine
harris: classic ship of thesaurus argument

in action
chris: this game is good
filip: this playable experience is enjoyable
chris: kill yourself

by DackJaniels April 8, 2024

Pirate Ship

to be simply orgasmic.

Trish: That guy in the movie was sooo pirate ship.
Deb: Oh my god I know!

by Shayna daccccckkkmen March 18, 2008

ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic possession to god and devil to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything you can relate to

Those kind of ships I can understand

by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018

Ship

Used to say, this person and another person would be cute together

i ship lucy and mark

by snaksjaja November 30, 2020