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hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick
Max: “hold on to my mash
Lara: “ew no!”
by ric4rdo October 3, 2021
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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mash up

"A mash up". Someone who is insane, crazy, or just not quite there.
by jduk23 January 10, 2008
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Mash

Slang for man , fella or mate .
Often used to describe a male person in an ironic context.
Get out of the way, you mocha mash
by TongPoZopf November 7, 2019
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Gash Mash

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Gash Mash is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Another name for a vagina is gash.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Gash Mash! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
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more mash in the gash

to shove more than your shaft in
last night I put more mash in the gash
by fazeseizure February 13, 2017
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