by TheMadLad44 December 14, 2021

Directed decorations for a workspace or office cube. Corporately defined to be 'personal' to a large extent but the mandatory component of the effort makes it cheesy.
Shaun: So why don't you have any pictures or stuff up in your cube?
Jonas: Oh crap, I guess I gotta get my cube flair up before corporate thinks I'm not 100% bought in.
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Manager: Um I noticed you only have a picture of your Mom on your desk. Don't you think you'd be a better team player if your cube was decorated with more of your personal items.
Slave: Uh sure Boss. I'll get more cube flair up tomorrow.
Jonas: Oh crap, I guess I gotta get my cube flair up before corporate thinks I'm not 100% bought in.
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Manager: Um I noticed you only have a picture of your Mom on your desk. Don't you think you'd be a better team player if your cube was decorated with more of your personal items.
Slave: Uh sure Boss. I'll get more cube flair up tomorrow.
by SR1972 May 27, 2010

by Fern is so pisscore November 19, 2021

The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.
P.S. They like to break the internet.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.
P.S. They like to break the internet.
by Mad Over Marketing November 24, 2021

by crullycubes October 7, 2022

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 25, 2023
