someone that shuffles words and uses spoonerism. waw, He/She/They is such a Sword Huffler, I hate it but I can't control my laugh.
fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'
fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'
by Flombo September 23, 2022

OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!
by someone353535353535353353 May 27, 2022

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.
*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.
Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”
Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”
Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”
by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper
by O5-06 August 16, 2021

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.
by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

by Hobner August 22, 2024

A character being killed in an anticlimactic way because the plot demands it. The polar opposite of plot armor, where a character survives despite all odds because the plot demands it. Also known as dropped a bridge on him.
Person 1: How did a horde of rotting corpses manage to take out an army of heavily armed soldiers?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?
Person 2: I dunno? Plot sword?
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
