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Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.
Dude, I just got simonized!
by jgus715 May 22, 2018
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Simon is a shy and fearful person. He afraid to express his true self to anyone except for very close friends. However he is has a funny and cute personality. Once he fall in love with a girl called Jenny due to her angel-like appearance. However he does not have the guts to follow her instagram. He asked his friend to follow her so that he can follow Jenny for mutual relationship. Jenny plays violin. Simon would always dreaming him playing the piano with Jenny playing the violin together. One day they really did it.
Simon you missed a note there! - Jenny
by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022
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bro, zumito de leche (simon)
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Simone

you have a simone mannnn.
by Simox_13 September 22, 2020
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A 40 year old tottenham fan who works with politics but is also the best and most caring dad you can ever have. As long as you do not support arsenal in his household
Simon: Hey! What team do you support?

Person: Arsenal!

Simon: *Pulls out a fxcking 12 gauge shotgun* Better run boy!
by DaddyDonkey63 May 24, 2023
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The real and true name of the Bos Taurus species, often wrongfully called "Cows"
by JasminePersia December 12, 2022
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Simone

Simone is a fun-loving girl with a huge heart. She is the sweetest girl ever, and will always be by your side. She can be very opinionated but has a sensitive side as well. She has dirty blond hair and brown eyes.

She is most likely a Scorpio, who has a fiery side to her.

She isn't the best at video games, but hey! She's learning.

Her soulmate's name starts with L. Their relationship will have its ups and downs, but in the end, they will realize they're meant for each other.

Bottom line, Simone is a fun, classy girl with a huge heart, and if you come across a Simone, don't let her get away.
Guy #1: Damn is that Simone?
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy's name must start with L. I wish I was him.
by anonxymous May 28, 2021
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