Tablet Pen

The pen that comes with your drawing tablet. It gets lost easily because they have a special magnetic force that connects them to satan and you have a mental breakdown every time you lose it. What do you do when it's gone? Make a sacrifice; kill the canaenae in your basement and ring up satan. Ask him for a new tablet pen. Job done.

"I lost my tablet pen."
"Right then. Honey, grab the candles, I'll take care of the canaenae."

by Cheesey Duck December 2, 2020

pen and ink

super cool and amazing and purfect. the best dad + nonhuman/xenogender besties <3.

"are you friends with pen and ink on discord?"

"oh hell yeah. 🎲's a really cool . 🎲s a very sweet genie <3"

by lemon powder September 7, 2021

Res pen

To not believe the facts that have been presented;

Example:
“I’m totally not a virgin, you know I’m not”
“Yeah res pen dude, no cap”

by BousheyMF August 20, 2024

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women

fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub

by welshy2k11 May 10, 2011

Pen-soul

A pen-soul is someone who artistically is using pens to communicate on paper and other media to get their message through. A soul who can't stop collecting pens, drawing and doodling, and ends up sharing all the drawings and doodlings with the world.

She was a shining pen-soul. Love from your Pen-soul "X"

by Pen-soul April 23, 2020

pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them

Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding

by bossness00 January 15, 2014