get brain

Street slang for oral sex

From a news source:
The advertisements that ran on about 200 buses across the city in recent months carried posters displaying a suggestively posed woman in hot pants kneeling among a pile of books beside the snappy slogan "Read Books, Get Brain."

by JoeCool November 6, 2004

Shit for Brains

Someone whoose brains have been replaced by human excrement.

Me: Jesse, you have shit for brains!

Jesse: Oh man... speak with love...

by AMR supervisor April 15, 2010

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

brain fungus

An addictive electronic program or device that absorbs the intelligence and creativity out of people.

Man, I got so dumb after a year of using Youtube every day. It's no wonder I have straight C's after watching that brain fungus.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 2, 2010

brain porn

that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.

Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch

by DracofuckedHarry April 8, 2021

cat brains

to ask a group of buddies if they have ever seen cat brains, when answered with a no proceed to whip out sack and say look, when they turn around yell cat brains!

southern version of the sack attack!

carl: hey guys ever seen some cat brains?

guys: Hell no, thats sick!

Carl: look, (pause) Cat brains bitches!!!

by jimmy haynes January 30, 2008

Dick Brain

The term used when a girl is so preoccupied with a crush she has on a boy that she is unable to function to any normal capacity.

Love, I have no appetite at the moment because I've got dick brain for Brad.

by rayclarko November 13, 2011