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tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.
Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!
by techpro March 13, 2015
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tech spec

'The Tech Spec Came Round Today To Fix The Computer'
by 100walrus December 29, 2006
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tech snitch

A Peron or persons that use tech nology to entrap or tell on someone of there activities
Straight up tech snitch yo, yeah times we live in ain't that a shame.
by Stuntman underfunded June 13, 2016
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Teched Out

Being really high on meth.
Ron: Hey Jimmy, how was that party last night?
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.
by DannyDanko April 26, 2019
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energy tech

Energy tech is where mad fake niggas go and mad dirty 145 kids go. Niggas jack they bout it but never do nothing. And mad ed kids go there.
Bob:You go to to the bummy school energy tech

Andy: yea niggas pussy
by 〽️🅱️Smallz November 9, 2019
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louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
by i318legion June 17, 2016
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tech creep

A entitled tech worker who caused the exurbanite prices in houses. When you warn them about leaving their 65.000 or even 125.000 dollar car running while they go in a 711 they reply mind your business old man. and during the pandemic they drove unsafe in Bellevue and on I90 to Seattle
Look at that Tech Creep using a cellphone in his expensive car while driving or Read what that entitled tech creep doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds on Nextdoor.com
by Dino rossi hypocrite July 19, 2022
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