Poop knifing

The act of cutting your poop in half while shiting. This is done by clenching your anus with great force to separate the poop in half. Some people will jokingly say they can separate there
I had to start poop knifing due to the sheer length of my poop.
by Poop knifing September 24, 2025
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Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser
"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."
by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022
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Jack Knife

When you’re fucking a girl and your dick slips out and you try to go in and it hits against the pussy
I was fucking this bitch last night and I jack knifed her
by WeDalt dlril June 12, 2024
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knife that hoe

Seeing a woman look with a sexual desire toward your man, so you get up walk over to her and stab her in the boob.
Me and my boo were at the club and i saw this thirsty chick looking at my man so i went over and "knife that hoe"
by JoeDan March 27, 2014
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Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024
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Knife

a sharp utensil..used to cut/stab stuff boi
"Im gonna stab ur eye with a knife
until ur eyes goes inside ur head through ur eye socket and ill stab ur kidney until a transplant wont even work,i fucking wanna stab everyone until their guts become the meal on my dinner plate ill cut off ur frikin legs and sell it to some drug dealers that looking for money..stab ur heart until nothing is left..ILL GIVE UR BLOOD AND PEICES OF UR ORGANS TO MY DOG HAHAHA"
by iSeeN'IExploreHer December 16, 2018
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gun-knife

v: to simutaneously stab and shoot someone
I gun-knifed him when he made fun of me
by bobbybob09773498274 April 7, 2008
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