Social Status

a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people

"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"

by LORD FIRION February 4, 2010

Simba Status

when a cougar is after a young male,his in simba status.A young man who is being chase by a cougar

#1:Bro what happened with that cougar last night
#2:I was in Simba Status

by AHR22 September 16, 2011

carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.

We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.

by Belinda S. August 24, 2006

Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.

John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"

by Bagginski March 2, 2010

Donk Status

1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.

"Dude that was fucking donk status."

by Courtstazzz May 25, 2006

Kbarron Status

when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"

Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status

by KiddehPorno January 14, 2011

Surgery Status

A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.

Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".

by DeezNutzForYou May 2, 2011