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louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
by i318legion June 17, 2016
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Tech Editor

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Eric Franks
One who reviews items of a technical nature.
Let us have the Tech Editor review the camcorder.
by Amanda Huggenkish December 31, 2003
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tech creep

A entitled tech worker who caused the exurbanite prices in houses. When you warn them about leaving their 65.000 or even 125.000 dollar car running while they go in a 711 they reply mind your business old man. and during the pandemic they drove unsafe in Bellevue and on I90 to Seattle
Look at that Tech Creep using a cellphone in his expensive car while driving or Read what that entitled tech creep doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds on Nextdoor.com
by Dino rossi hypocrite July 19, 2022
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tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.
Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!
by techpro March 13, 2015
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Teched Out

Being really high on meth.
Ron: Hey Jimmy, how was that party last night?
Jimmy: It was going good until I got teched out and started picking the bedbugs off of the floor thinking they were more meth.
by DannyDanko April 26, 2019
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tech tyrants

A term to define the tyrannical archetype of institutional systemic oppression of 'wrongthinkers' by Californian multi-billionaires in ivory towers. The Tech Tyrants are the socio-political group that abuse technology to silence critics and to steer the narrative, thoughts, opinions, and voting of the masses at all costs by any means necessary.

The term tech tyrants has slowly grown in relevance as the ultimate summary of the condition in which we exist where a minority of a minority control not just the viewpoints of the majority, but what we are allowed to know, think about, talk about, or even learn.

From typing something in a search engine and thinking "Oh wait, I'd never be allowed to find that." to being deleted from Twitter every time an election draws near like millions of users are every election globally the tech tyrants are a creeping manifestation of elitist Marxist utopians.

It appears it was first used by a free speech lobbyist in Australia, Dr. Lex Winter, in a white paper on dystopian technocracy in 1998. It has subsequently come to more prominence as it has trended on alt tech websites during a mass exodus from Tech Tyrant social media.
The Tech Tyrants must fall!
by Schlomo Goldberg June 23, 2020
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Tech support

Mostly Indian that scam you for apple gift card that say they will fix your computer
Miles the Indian boy made a poor decision on scamming young mitchy when he asked for some tech support
by ScRuBZz June 2, 2018
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