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tacked

beat, ugly, broken, lame, irritating
Man, your girlfriend it tacked, you need to move on, mang!
by centipede May 5, 2003
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smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant
Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant
by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004
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tacky grid

When the inside of the mouth has become dry and tacky. The tongue may stick to the roof of the mouth.
This condition is often brought about from taking ecstasy or amphetamines, and then not drinking enough liquids.
Usage is colloquial, from Northern England.
Ah man, has anyone got any juice, I've got bad tacky grid.
by DaStig September 12, 2006
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Takshil

The Lord and savior. Is a sex god and rap master. He puts everyone to shame. He can penetrate three girls with one dick. He is Lord Tak, the one true lord and savior. He makes all men jealous.
EDP445 and Takshil are both gods.
by BigMacTak445 November 29, 2017
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The Taint Tackle

You can preform this manuver when and only when, a male has pulled a stunt or prank so antagonising, you want him to feel the effect.

I wouldn't suggest doing this from behind! You could end up with your head up his ass insted of hitting the original targeted area. This is only when the male has gone to far and is in serious need of splitting nuggets.

First: You get a running start.
Second: Go for the summersalt roll. i.e. drop and roll it low (most people expect an upper hit to the face or chest in a forwarded momentum attack)
Third: Upper-cut the shit out of his balls of sarcasms (If you preform the manuver just right, he'll fall to his dominant side, either left/right). While he's going down, show him just what a good defensive tackle is made of and flip that fucker over your shoulder.
Fourth: And this is the most important part, While he's breathlessly trying to scream obsinity's at you, and or, askng you, "why the. . . did you do that?" (They all think there actions don't effect people when being obnoxious) Simply explain that, you were teaching him just how it fels for a woman to have such an oversized trying to be a douche shoved up her wazooaus and maybe, just maybe, he'll think twice before trying to ever punt at a knowledge+able woman!
<Guy stands to tell her what he thinks>
B: Hey, you know you're a...
<Before he gets to follow-up those character discriptions, he's already being given the buisness>
K: Oh sweety,. . . does that hurt? We call that the Taint Tackle! Utilised by the best.
B: Low blow!
K: Deservant!
B: <Takes his left foot and *wham,* right to her box>
K: <feels that one, rolling to her side>
Awww, what thaaa, why man? Whyyyyyyyy?
B: Now, was that a good idea?
K: Bwahahahah <*laughing*> I don't know! Was it good for you?
B: <*mild chuckles*> Hurts like hell!
K: You're telling me something I already understand completely!
B: I, I, I ah I,.... sh*t!
K: I know man, me too!
by 4SeriousManITH November 11, 2012
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Brand Tacky

Wearing mismatching brands at the same time.
Ex. "Bro why do you have on Nike basketball shorts, and socks with Adidas slides?? You brand tacky"
by Cool_Breeze_Ray April 13, 2011
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Ticky tack

Cum covered object; sticky. Typically referring to someone's hands.
That was a ticky tack trick play!
by tgnorts January 9, 2020
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