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toilet friendly

a bowel movement that has little or no mess in the toilet.
"This was a really good meal, I sure hope it is 'toilet friendly."
by Bookem Danno October 23, 2011
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toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
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Toilet App

An app for those who need a sense of peace or tranquillity while they are doing their business, by listening to some soothing or classical music, wise biblical verses or warnings, or worldly advice from successful businesspersons or celebrities.
The subscription-based version of the toilet app not only feeds you with daily spiritual and worldly nuggets from the best brains around the globe, but also tells you which clean or dirty public toilets in your vicinity still have advertisement space to promote your products or services.
by Fasters January 30, 2023
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Toilet Bandit

Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
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nuke the toilet

Th definition of taking a giant shit in your toilet, so it feels like it should eksplode.
I need to go use the bathroom, so i can nuke the toilet
by S.A.T.A.N June 3, 2021
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toilet locked

the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
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the angry toilet

This is a modified version of a blumpie. Except while you're receiving oral pleasure the person performing oral will also be laid beneath you while you remain in a squatting like position and let both loads on to the person who will be a very angry one indeed when you fail to mention you wanted to take a shit on them. Making them your angry toilet :D
I'm gonna have that whore be the angry toilet
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