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Toaster
Toaster is toaster!
by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021
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fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.
by fork in toaster May 26, 2021
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your a toaster

When some when messes up so bad you call them a toaster because they burnt the bread.
Person A : AH crap I F*cked up
Person B : Your a Toaster
by elizor09 May 1, 2021
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The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum
Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle
by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021
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Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.
Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
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toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.
“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention
by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021
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Toasters

Hey look here I found an old picture from 1994 with those toasters trains running the Metroliner service, good old days 🥲
by EMD F59PHI August 30, 2024
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