Church Bog Stopper

A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.

Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!

by MWindsor February 7, 2020

Dollar Bill Church

Place of donating dollar bills to poor women who cannot afford clothing.

Kenny is worshipping girls at the dollar bill church again.

by Flyingkochinos June 27, 2018

As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.

When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.

by rucus11 October 28, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church

fucking idiots. they are completely ignorant and i wish they had never been born. props to the girl who escaped that freaking cult because she saw sense unlike the rest of them who just let themselves be brainwashed and then they brainwash their kids in turn. they misinterpret the bible to be about hate and misrepresent christians to the world. christian terrorists.

If the douches from the Westboro Baptist Church are going to heaven I think I would rather be in hell!

by wefwqergfd November 13, 2011

took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007

Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008

Built like a church

For one to be built in a way that has ginormous big dick energy.

An individual who may be a church and remains to be a strong member of society.

Jae is built like a church.

by Jaxandme March 1, 2021