by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013
The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.
You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
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by T-Bone62 June 10, 2016
The act of maliciously inserting a goose into the rectum of oliveahmeds mother causing goose cum to protrude forthwith from her areoles and sound receptacles
I will thrumpumpuate you
by Goose fluffer November 18, 2016
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It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.
It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.
by BeardedBarista August 18, 2017
A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.
by D4DD1E September 5, 2017
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