Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013

thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

thumbgasm

When your thumb into an into the anal cavity and result in a raging orgasm.

"OMG, did I just have a thumbgasm?"

by T-Bone62 June 10, 2016

Thrumpumpuate

The act of maliciously inserting a goose into the rectum of oliveahmeds mother causing goose cum to protrude forthwith from her areoles and sound receptacles

I will thrumpumpuate you

by Goose fluffer November 18, 2016

thumb flicker

The mobile device equivelant of a page turner.

It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.

Are you reading the Dear David saga on twitter? It's a real thumb flicker.

by BeardedBarista August 18, 2017

Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.

Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.

by D4DD1E September 5, 2017

Thumbdrive

When one uses their thumb to drive a lady up the wLl.

wall. Thumbdrive got that girl going crazy.

by GottagoJo April 13, 2019