dirt ass

anything lame, unpleasant, faulty or imperfect; could pertain to any person, place or thing.

"I'm not going to dirt ass Port Chester to get brew, man"

-yo did you pork that girl you were with last night dude?
-nah her dirt ass roommate came back before anything happened

"our dirt ass school cant even afford soap for the bathrooms"

by G Schmit January 17, 2008

dirt bike

An internal-combustion machine used to massage the male prostate by thumping, jarring, and vibrating the perrineal area of the user.

He smiles when he gets off his dirt bike and says, "That was a good ride!"

by Wonder Valley Linguist June 12, 2016

dirt surfer

A dirty, often dredlocked person, who resembles a hippie, skater punk or homeless youth by his or her unkept appearance and tattered, dirty clothes. Usually found in urban environments asking for change or milling about for no apparent purpose. Often speaks in a derivative of California "surfer" lingo. May be a trustafarian. Similar to a gutter punk but inclusive of trustafarian.

Dude, look at that dirt surfer walking down Division Street. The guy with the dreds, torn BDU bottoms, and no shirt.

by cranialsodomy September 7, 2010

Dirt Jew

One who has money but is also a dirt kid because he/she is to damn cheap to buy new cloths. (See dirt kid)

John is such a "dirt jew" he refuses to buy new cloths.

by David Mersinger May 10, 2008

Dirt Dogger

negative word used to describe anyone who has an extremely messy and dirty appearance. They whip out their penises and have a group and personal jerk with no set boundaries to where they penetrate.

Clean or infested,
A hole is a hole,
An aim is an aim,
A hit is a hit,
And thats it Dirt dogger!!!

by yellowrubi April 10, 2009

You're on dirt

You are not making any sense, and stop talking to me.

Two students are talking and the teacher tells them their 15 page homework assignment is due tomorrow at 8AM.

"Ms. Smith, You're on dirt!"

by fawiigy September 18, 2013

Dirt Flower

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

by Hoshiko February 22, 2005